Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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