Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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