i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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