if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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