summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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