It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
accomplished twins. life is a go
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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