And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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