There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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