She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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