2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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