Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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