Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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