I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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