so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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