so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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