she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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