its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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