How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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