New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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