I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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