Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
