I think I just saw someone hide a body.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
True strength comes from lack of pants
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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