Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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