he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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