Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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