He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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