This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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