Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
