fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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