Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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