Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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