Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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