i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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