He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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