i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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