He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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