NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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