You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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