I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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