pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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