Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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