Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Randomize
