Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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