Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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