I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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