Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
