we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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