the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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