I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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