I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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