I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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