She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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