I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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