Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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