I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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