It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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