That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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